BACK UP NEXT

THE TRIVIA PAGE

 QUOTES FROM THE STARS

The Girls 

Hedy Lamarr - “Any girl can look glamorous. All she has to do is stand around and look stupid.”

Elizabeth Taylor - “Ijust love everything about getting married.” Sophia Loren - “I am glad I was born poor. Poverty gives one so much more than riches - the priceless gift of real ambition.”

Marilyn Munroe - “To put it bluntly, I seem to be whole superstructure with no foundation.”

Julie Andrews - “I don’t want to be thought of as wholesome.”

Angie Dickenson - “I dress for women and undress for men.”

Candice Bergen - “I may not he a great actress but I’ve become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds heavy breathing - roll your head from side to side - simulate a slight asthma attack - and die a little.”

Joan Collins - “Warren Beatty was insatiable. Three, four, five times a day was not unusual for him, and he was able to accept telephone calls at the same time.”

Shirley MacLaine - “I’ve played so many hookers they don’t pay me in the regular way anymore. They just leave it on the dressing table.”

Cher - “If I’d been screwed by my husband as I was by Warner Bros, I’d still be married to him.”

Kate Winslet - “I’m crap. I look like a horse and I’ve got an arse like a barn.”

The Boys 

Charlton Heston - “Art was never related to democracy.”

Groucho Marx - “I’ve been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.”

Dean Martin - “I’d hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that’s as good as you’re going to feel all day.”

Steve McQueen - “In my own mind, I’m not sure that acting is something for a grown man to be doing.”

John Wayne - “I’m no actor - I just re-act to situations and what is said to me.”

Sylvester Stallone - “People don‘t credit me with very much of a brain, so why should I disillusion them?”

Eddie Murphy - “Wouldn’t it be a helluva thing if this was burnt cork and you folks were being tolerant for nothing?”

Clint Eastwood - “I’m not unduly obsessed with stardom or the industry. The success is not to fill your mind with your own self-importance.”

Christopher Plummer - “As long as lam well known enough to get the best table in any restaurant, which I can, that’s as famous as I want to be.”

Michael Caine - “I’ll always be there because I’m a skilled professional actor. Whether or not I’ve any talent is beside the point.”

Alfred Hitchcock - “The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.”

 

THEY SPEAK WELL OF YOU TOO

“If you can‘t say nothing nice, don ‘t say nothing at all” 

- Thumper in Disney’s Bambi 

Roman Polanski - “Fay Dunaway in ‘Chinatown’ was a gigantic pain in the arse. She demonstrated certifiable proof of insanity."

Ray Milland - “Hedda Hopper was venomous, vicious, a pathological liar, and quite stupid.”

Bob Guccione - “Ken Russell is an arrogant, self-centred, petulant individual. I don’t say this in any demeaning way.”

David Lean - “I wouldn’t take the advice of a lot of so called critics on how to shoot a close up of a teapot.”

Noel Coward - “If he‘d (Peter 0‘Toole) been any prettier it would have been called ‘Florence Of Arabia’.”

Richard Harris - “Michael Caine is an over-fat, flatulent, 62 year-old windbag, now masquerading as a guru, passing off his vast limitations as pious virtues.”